Kingdom of Vailan

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"In the beginning there was dark. Nothing lived in the cold desolate wastelands of the northern mountains. No nation had ever claimed or built anything of substance within this bleak realm. Then in the month of May 2019, the great northern stars aligned... and from it a man saw the future. It was a bright dream. No, it was a visage of heavenly might!"


Overview

The Kindom of Vailan, otherwise known as Vailan, is a theocratic-diarchy located in the north-northwest of Elgeis. Vailan is led by its King, Flashy10, and the leader of the Church of Wardenism, Magos_Aspace.

History

Founding (5/18/2019)

A picture of early Vailan.

Vailan was founded in mid-May 2019, with the intention of building a northern city, separate of other nations like Sylvia or Goomlandia. For nearly two weeks, Vetous worked alone. During this time, Vetous focused on the collection of valuable resources (diamonds, iron, gold etc.) along with the collection of building resources like cobble and wood.

Land Agreement (5/21/2019?)

A few days after the foundation of Vailan, multiple Sylvian scouts had already passed its peaks and valleys, leading Vetous to believe that it would be of best interest in consolidating Vailan's land structure. In a deal between the Montrosian FlyingGMM and Vetous, it was decided that the entire dark wood forest to the south and the rest of the mountain biome would be Vailan land; under the condition that Vetous ally with Sylvia for an unspecified period of time.

Post-Founding, Growth (5/25/2019-6/10/2019)

Quickly, Vetous realized that the ambition of Vailan was quickly growing out hand, with multiple major projects being established, then quickly set aside. Vetous eventually created a small, yet, formidable settlement with multiple houses, an inn, and a tavern.
Rainbow Row.
However, after the addition of Flashy10 and TheLemonZest, the city of Vailan grew rapidly. Mainly focusing on the outer parts of the city, Flashy10 and TheLemonZest quickly established an outer wall and an inner part of the city, while Vetous focused on 'Old Town'. After the completion of these projects, or their respective hiatus' on the projects, Flashy10 began construction of 'Rainbow Row' a collection of houses north of central Vailan that would act as his individual project. TheLemonZest began construction of Castle Vailan, the largest single project within Vailan.

Finding The End (5/27/2019)

During this earlier period, members of Vailan became friends with fellow northerners Frost_Dragon_186 and Oarfans. This friendship was specifically curated by the discord communications between Vetous, Frost, and Oarfans. During this short period, the three realized the high possibility that an End Portal was located within the world border and had gone unfound by those who sought it. The three went to 0,0 and head east, where they found an End Portal just 61 blocks shy of the world border. Between the three, a plan was devised to possibly profit off of the End, but went largely unimplemented. Only one member of Vailan, Vetous, was present during the fight, and subsequent death of the first Ender Dragon.

Claiming The End

Death of the first Ender Dragon

Originally, The End was claimed by Romano, Oarfans' faction. However, during the shortly-lived Romano-Vailan coalition, Vailan quickly came into control of The End. After failing to properly implement a lock on the End Portal, Vetous immediately decided that The End should be open, at least for the time being. For a short duration of this period, Oarfans was a member of Vailan, but it was eventually decided that the two entities of Romano (later renamed Lothric) and Vailan operated better separately.

More Growth, The Oarfans' Affair (6/6/2019)

Oarfans' giving up his belongings to Vetous

During this period, Magos_Aspace and Buckman_62 joined the server, leading to the creation of the northern farm and the expansion of Rainbow Row. During this period, however, former member of Vailan, Oarfans, announced to Vetous and Flashy10 that he will formally be leaving the server due to some personal reasons, disbanding Lothric and leaving all of his lands and holdings to Vetous' Kingdom. While Vailan was considered to be a wealthy nation, the addition of Oarfans' belongings made Vailan probably one of the richest nations on the server. Vailan also found alliances with ToeGang and Voidnest during this time.

Drones, Ditches, and Decrees (6/10/2019-6/26/2019)

During the time after the claiming of The End and Oarfans departure, Vailan saw a significant change in foreign and diplomatic policy. Due to changing global tides and lack of global threat, King Vetous, and his counselors, found it entirely fit that Vailan separate itself from the Sylvian-Vailan alliance, formally disbanding it on June 17th, 2019.

MilCity

This change of diplomacy also came with new northern development. As the lands west of Vailan had been ceded by Oarfans, Vailan moved to develop and consolidate the land. Notably, Flashy10 began development of MilCity, a more modern approach to a militaristic state with drones and an airstrip.

Drones

After the development of MilCity, Flashy10 began to place drones in unclaimed Sylvian airspace, theoretically allowing him to "monitor terrorist activities". While this was a valid attempt at roleplay, the server admin, GoatWhisperer, deemed it a blatant breaking of the 'unrealistic structure rule'. The drones were promptly removed from Sylvian airspace, where confusion along with apologies were spread all around.

Ditches

The Vailan Canal

Just before the drone debacle, Vetous, Flashy10, and Magos_Aspace began construction of several large works projects, one being the construction of the Vailan-Spruceville Canal. While Montrose officially claimed the land of which the canal was built upon, Vailan built upon it anyway. Vetous disregarded the idea that it would be an issue seeing how it is built not twenty blocks within the Sylvian border. However, this quickly evolved into the Spruceville Canal Crisis, leading to the two major powers eventually agreeing to permanently open the canal, partially split the land, and define borders. Some counselors of Vailan deemed the decision to not declare war as weak, leading Magos_Aspace to resign from his position of Master of the Interior and the eventual formation of Al A'Deaq.

One Belt, One River

Outcome of the 'One Belt, One River' initiative.

After this crisis, Flashy10 was deemed the Master of Infrastructure and was set to build several canals, interconnecting Vailan to the rest of the world and expanding Vailan's global trade initiative. With the help of Buckman_62 and Vetous, Flashy created canals expanding eastward, evetually reaching into the lands of Voidnest and Goomlandia. For the time of Vailan, this project would probably be considered the single largest infrastructure projects in the history of the server.

See: Vailan Infrastrucure Projects

Decrees

During this tumultuous period with Sylvia, it was decided that Vailan would see a total restructuring in function, officially rebranding the nation as 'The Kingdom of Vailan'. This restructuring was cataloged by Vetous in a document known as 'A Meeting on the Future of Vailan'. This document covered several pressing topics such as the Spruceville Canal Crisis, the 'One Belt, One River' initiative, and the construction of the new settlements of SouthSen and MilCity. Notably, this meeting also announced the indefinite closure of The End and the changing of the Vailan banner. Moreover, Vailan also saw the addition of KraziBoiCool, the first 'foreign player' in Vailan.

The Tragedy of Rainbow Row (6/17/2019?)


Rainbow Row also saw a huge spike in villagers, and, due to the significant number of beds and broken lighting in 1.14.1, a huge spike in iron golems as well. Due to the extreme decrease in FPS in the area, Vetous and Flashy10 took action to decrease the population of Rainbow Row. While this action was substantive, effectively decreasing the population of the town by 66%, all of the villagers were found dead or missing not three days later. Neither Flashy nor Vetous had any idea what may had caused this tragic loss of villagers, and largely blamed it on global terrorists who would wish to see the downfall of Vailan. Unfortunately, the rest of the world dismissed this tragedy as a false-flag operation, which was entirely offensive to the northern kingdom.

Further expansion, Alliances. (6/26/2019-7/11/2019)

After the Spruceville Canal Crisis, Vetous saw to the eastern expansion of Vailan, effectively expanding the Kingdom by another 33% of it's landmass. This came with the creation of a new rail system, which connects most of Vailan together, and is one of the more complex systems on the server. As Magos_Aspace had resigned as Master of the Interior, he was deemed Warden of the East, and was partially set to oversee the expansion of infrastructure in the east, along with the development of lands. It was during this time that the eastern state of Stradova came to be implemented as a vassal of Vailan, allowing for the creation of Captin_Roman's 'Tower of Babel' and the use of the vast gravel fields as a method of preparing explosives.

Buckman_62's Village

As Stradova grew as an independent-vassal state, the inner-city of Vailan, and former lands of Oarfans, continued to expand. This expansion led to the creation of both the 'main castle' of Vailan, and 'Vetous' Castle', along with several other projects like Flashy10's infamous 'Mole City', Magos_Aspace's Farm, Buckman_62's Eastern Village, and the working construction of TheLemonZest's Mechanical Bunker. After the death of the villagers of Rainbow Row, the village sat empty for a while, as the members of Vailan had no reason to continue to expand into such projects.

Map of Elgeis, Circa 7/11/2019

During this time, multiple smaller alliances were established. Notably, Vailan formed alliances with Richard, Vanskovich, and, for a time, Bagelonia. An 'official' Stradovan alliance was declared by Captin_Roman, and a extended agreement between Goomlandia and Vailan to protect them during Goomy's extended hiatus from the server was hashed out after the . These agreements came after the Bagelonian Question was resolved, as Vailan had acknowledged Goomy's failure to act appropriately during his hiatus and properly sided with Bagelonia in their desire to reclaim land. However, Goomy's dedication to his land had proved that no more foreign intervention (barring Goomy didn't attack or question other nations sovereignty during his hiatus) was necessary or fair for the rest of his hiatus.

The Western Crisis (7/11/2019-7/28/2019)

After a period of significant global growth, a stricter grasp on the end dimension, and the forming of multiple major international alliances, Vailan was not only the northern neighbor to Sylvia, but a omnipresent force in the international community. Immediately following the agreement between Goomlandia and Vailan, the VOC attempted to annex parts of Goomtown, which was quickly thwarted by Flashy10 and Vetous in a combined effort to peacefully resolve Dennypower's dispute.

The 'disarmed nuke', just outside the Montrosian archives.

Due to Vetous being on an extended vacation, most Vailic policy was enacted by Flashy10 for a good portion of July. It was in this time, that the VIA (Vailan Intelligence Agency) was formed to properly investigate foreign enemies and 'annoying members of the international community'. After being gone three days, a 'nuclear device' was 'launched' at Montrose, only to be 'disarmed' by Flashy10. This event has mostly been overlooked, and was mainly the result of 'the foreign community not taking the VIA seriously'.

Hiatus, Outlaw, Reformation (08/13/2019-11/14/2019)

Vailan's hiatus during this time marked a point where most of Vailan took a break from the server to focus on their personal lives and moving to college. During this period part-time Leadership of Vailan fell to Magos_Aspace to rule as regent. No member of Vailan was particularly active on the server however Vetous, Flashy10 and Magos_Aspace stayed active in the discord. While Vailan was inactive on the server the city of Fjall was looted by Frizfamipad, with most of the buildings being destroyed and many non-enderchest items being stolen.

After this raid, Magos_Aspace took action to help safe-guard public possessions by moving valuables to Stradova, rebuilding the Stradovan structure, and beginning work on a large underground natural light mob farm to secure resources for the return of rest of Vailan. During this time Magos_Aspace sought to secure a formal alliance with both Vanskovich and Goomlandia to ensure the short-term security of Vailan while informally discussing the possible inclusion of Vailan into the Sylvian Union (something that probably wouldn't have passed by the other leadership of Vailan).

During the middle of October, Flashy10 and Vetous officially returned to the server to begin rebuilding Fjall. After the entirety of Fjall was rebuilt, and partially redesigned by Flashy10, Flashy10 moved on to 'other projects', where he was suddenly blamed for performing a 'minor prank' to shorten the Montrosian Lighthouse. The Shortening was mostly received humorously, but was perceived as an overt and annoying act of aggression by most Montrosians. As Flashy was the main suspect, an ultimatum was given to Vetous and his people; give over Flashy, or face war. As Vetous believed that a war is in no-way necessary for what he would consider a minor incident (various 'pranks' had been pulled by Flashy, and perhaps led to this being the straw to break the camels back), and a lack of evidence to display Flashy as the true culprit, he simply dismissed Flashy from Vailan and sent out a formal request that all Vailanders aid Sylvians in his capture.

This led to the formation of the faction 'Outlaw', a bandit faction which responded to the United Army, and the Sylvian call against him. It was during this time that many other members of Vailan took a backseat to global politics and returned to work on interior projects, but, again, many left for an extended period of time to return to school-work. However, toward the middle of November, chatter once again came upon the Vailan discord, indicating that Flashy would be readmitted to Vailan; invited by Magos_Aspace.

While Flashy was adamant that he only intended on building, and that his hiatus seemed almost anticlimactic for what they intended for him, his razing of inner-Sylvia, specifically Montrose, had not been forgotten. As Vetous knew much of the group relied on activity through partnership, and believed a war was detrimental not only to the health of all nations, but also to the possible cohesive future of Vailan, he worked out a deal to give land to Montrose, which they had unsuccessfully attempted to purchase the week prior, in trade for readmitting Flashy to Vailan. In what is now a controversial decision in inner-Vailan (one that would take away much of the efforts that Vetous put into Southsen), Vetous traded the land for the re-admittance of Flashy10 to Vailan.

This decision nearly led to Vetous leaving Vailan totally in the hands of Magos_Aspace, as he was the proponent of stricter action against Sylvia. However, this instead prompted Vetous to bemoan his annoyances within inner-Vailan, which led to the reformation of the Kingdom and the Vailandic Renaissance.

The last words of the Vailandic Hiatus

The Hiatus Period was one of unsuccessful projects and stagnation within Vailan. Magos_Aspace did not create a working mob farm, secure enough power to claim everything needed, build an alliance network, or successfully join Sylvia. Vailan participation in the world stage was very limited, only being involved in the first war against Bohemia, but, however, the break provided the energy needed for most of Vailan’s former members to return and start the Vailandic Renaissance.

Vailandic Renaissance

The Vailan Renaissance is a period of time between mid-November 2019 to King Vetous the First's death in mid-January 2020. This period signified a 'return to form' for most of Vailan, as Flashy10 had been reinstated as a significant figure in Vailandic government, and Vetous had retaken control from Magos_Aspace, who had acted as a regent leader in his stead. During this period, Vailan's homestead saw the largest period of internal growth since Vailan's inception; leading to an increase in industrial production, a significant change in Vailan's government, and a significant change in Vailandic foreign policy.

Due to the unrest during the Hiatus Period, Vailan had lost several player members and the respect of several major nations. Notably, Flashy10's raid on inner-Sylvia (a result of a Sylvian led ultimatum), had led much of the international community and inner-Vailan to believing that a strong armed foreign policy would be the best to approach 'nulling' the international situation. This position was mostly led by Magos_Aspace, as his ambition was to endure and enjoy conflict for as long as possible, as he had missed most of the combat during the Great War. As a result, Vailan veered on a breaking point, where major internal forces found themselves at odds on how to barter for a happy Vailan. Just prior to the beginning of the period, Flashy10 rejoined Vailan after being reinvited by Magos, leading to a second ultimatum being posed to Vailan; give up Flashy and give up land, or be destroyed.

This ultimatum was seen unfit by both parts of Vailan internal affairs, but war advocates wished to see the end of 'cocky Sylvian officials' while it was prevalent that such a war would only wreck havoc on both nations, and would largely be a reprise of the Great War, which ended in haste as a result of an evident 'forever-war'. Vailan had also just undergone renovations and progress in being rebuilt after Frizfamipad's raid on Fjall, leading to much of the damage to be extremely raw. As a result, a deal was cut out to cede the southern land of Southsen to Montrose in exchange for Flashy's ambivalent return. This deal is still regarded by some in the Vailandic region as a 'bad deal', but would go on to define the internal and external growth for the next two months.

During this time, members of Vailan were given autonomous privileges to continue expansion on Fjall (a project that had long been mostly Vetous') and continue the proper expansion of new cities and towns. A reformed Flashy10 dedicated most of this time to the creation of two new towns in the Western Vailic Expanse. Vestbrook and Birchtown became two smaller, but equally beautiful, towns within Vailan; with Vestbrook on the Southsen border.

The Crusade (12/01/2019)

In late November, the country of Nyania underwent land expansion that resulted in the majority of the world agreeing for once on the topic of Nyania's aggressive expansion. As a member of the Northern Alliance, Nyania had been informed multiple times from their allies that their expansion was unwarranted and that they should retract their claim. The leader of Nyania, Mejackmack, denied the Northern Alliance's request and continues to add fuel to the fire of their egregious expansion. In return, many members of many nations in Elgeis united under the banner of The Crusade. Their stated goal was to dismantle Nyania for their expansion and to take offensive action rather than diplomatic action.

While Vailan agreed with the crusader's message, as they had been advocates for the downsizing of the claims by Nyania, Vailan now saw itself as the actual target of the crusades. The crusaders decided that while diplomatic talks were still on-going and the international community out poured support for downsizing, that members of Goomlandia, Fianna, Yugoslavia, Grove Tribe, and other foreign actors decided to take up arms and head for Vailan. Prior to initial combat, nations such as Hightower had already been granted "immunity" from the crusade by the leader of the crusade, FBIA (Scampo13). Though the initial declaration was as follow:
Yugoslavia and other nations have declared a crusade against nyannia and the northern alliance
deus vult! - FBIA
In Vailan, the crusade is seen as an attack on them. During this crusade against Nyania, buildings were destroyed in Vailan, livestock murdered, and fires started. Because of this, Vailan took the fight back to the crusaders and also decided to try every single member of the Crusades for their crimes against Vailan. This would be the first use of the relatively new Concordant and Codex of the Vail, passed only weeks prior.

The Crusade Trials (12/??/19)

The Crusade Trials are a subject that doesn't get as much attention as the main event, but had a more impactful effect on Vailan. Flashy10, after returning to Vailan and reforming into a strict constructionist in early November, saw King vetous's handling of the Crusaders as an egregious disregard for the documents created weeks prior. This event led to Vailan fleshing out its law system and due process in the future after King vetous's tragic passing and Flashy10's rise to King.

Vailan's Changing Ideals and the Death of a King (12/15/2019-01/20/2020)

After a week of deliberation and confirmation with MiksaSerbia, on December 15th, 2019 the nation of Ilyria joined Vailan as a satellite state. This marked the change of course for Vailan, as internal discussions about interventionism and self-beatification of the state shifted towards favoring a Vailan in which focused on improving itself so that those around it could prosper. This was a time of unrest in the world with The Free Men being a newly found group lead by an escaped convict and the collapse of a northern nation and its subsequent predecessors, Nyania. Because of this, internal politics of Vailan favored strengthening the Northern Alliance and improving what we had. Just one week later on December 22nd, Ilyria's leadership decided to incorporate themselves into Vailan as,
"Leading a nation really stressed me out." - MiksaSerbia
This new change and subsequent openeing itself to foreigners meant that Vailan started caring more about specific rights and rules its people were expected to follow. In conjunction with the Crusade Trials being seen as a complete failure of the system and King vetous becoming more and more ill, Vailan's High Table took a strong stance on being steadfast in following its rules and went for a more consistent stance on all issues.

With the passing of The Right Honorable, King Vetous, first of his name, on January 20th, 2020, so triggered the process for electing a new King from the High Table. Later that day, High King, St. Flashy10 was elected King from the High Table, as is outlined in the Concordant of the Vail below. With High King Vetous's passing and St. Flashy10's ascension, policy change was imminent and so dawned the age of Lawful Vailan.

Historic Government

The Kingdom of Vailan is an "Autonomous Monarchy", where the power of construction, maintenance, and claiming lands lay in most of the lords hands.

Given The Monarch's complete power and knowledge every statement made by The Monarch is completely true. The Monarch is completely above mortal tribulations like eating and breathing. The great divine is all that is needed for survival.

The Monarchy

The Monarch rules with divine right and has complete authority to all northern lands. The monarch is able to decide who gets citizenship, all formal treaties and declaration of war, and is the sole arbitrator of any internal debate within Vailan.

The High Council

The Monarch may, at any moment, create council positions to help organize and run The Kingdom of Vailan. This is only done to appease the masses as The Monarch is completely omnipotent.

Member positions by alphabetical order:

The Vailan Master of Coin: Responsible for resource allocation for construction of houses and cities. Current Master: TheLemonZest

The Vailan Master of Propaganda: Responsible for the creation of Vailan propaganda to influence Vailan's appearance to the outside world. Current Master: Flashy10

The Vailan Master of War: Responsible for defeating the enemies of Vailan both at home and abroad. Current Master: Flashy10

The Vailan Warden of The East: Responsible for overseeing all Vailan infrastructure and city planning in the Eastern Vailan territories. Current Warden: Magos_Aspace

Current Government

Preamble to the Concordant of the Vail:

The power of the divine north is

derived directly from Halla and given to us by Oarfans, his messenger. No mortal power has any legitimate claim to lands of the north as it is promised to his chosen people. Thusly, all power over these lands is the king channeling

the will of Halla and not power inherent to the position.

Governance within Vailan is split into two categories: matters of state and matters of faith. The King of Vailan oversees all diplomatic relations, internal laws, and the bestowing of titles to citizens within Vailan. The Diarch of Oarfans ensures that all members of Vailan act in accordance with the Oarfanist tradition, enforcing laws, that the culture of Vailan is protected, and the preforming of ceremonies within the state. The Diarchy system ensures that there are always checks on leaderships so there will never be abuses of power or irrational decisions which lead Vailan down the wrong path.

Pillars of Society

State Church
Our Lord, High King Saint Flashy10 The Holy Diarch Magos_Aspace
Knight of the Vail: vetous

Knight of the Vail: TheLemonZest

Knight of the Vail: kraziboicool

Knight of the Vail: KrabulonBestGirl

Warden of Order: DreamsofViolet

Warden of Order: Captin_Roman

Warden of Order: CosCus

Citizen: MilkCat1225

Citizen: MetaMechaBunny

Citizen: πthon

Citizen: MichaelR2002

Resident: CheezburgerJim

Resident: young_dio

Resident: Sonicx2011

Government Documents

The Concordant of the Vail is a Vailic document that describes the governmental structure and describes the core values implanted into Vailan's governmental system.

The Codex of the Vail is a Vailic document that describes the laws of Vailan, punishments for breaking of the law, and describes the structure for court proceedings and trials.

Vailandic Nationalism

Vailan takes great pride in not having an army! The Vailandic Milita is comprized of all citizens, free men with there own lives who come together in times of war!

For the entirety of its history Vailander’s take pride in the fact that our nation is the best and we love to tell other people that we are the best. This national pride has manifested itself in fight songs, posters, and massive building projects to demonstrate our superiority to other nations. Vailan and its people have been characterized by this image of nationalism resulting in many foreigners viewing us as self-centered, and egotistical.

Battle Hym of Vailan

For mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of The Lord;
  He is trampling out the cities of the Sylvian Hoard;
  We are the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
  Oarfans is marching on.
 


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Glory! Glory! To Oarfans!
  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Oarfans is marching on.
 


  With blood and faith and steal we'll purge you from this world
  From your rotting crops lies an alter gold and pearled;
  And upon your ruined end, our midnight banners stand unfurled
  His wrath is marching on.
 


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Glory! Glory! To Oarfans!
  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! His wrath is marching on.
 


  I have read the winter Gospel writ in frostbitten steel;
  “As ye deal with My contemners, so with you My grace shall deal”;
  Let the Hero, born of Halla, crush the serpent Fathom with His heel,
  Since Oarfans is marching on.
 


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Glory! Glory! To Oarfans!

Vailan declears that everything built by Vailan hands are the natural right of Vailan to keep forever!


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Since Oarfans is marching on.
 


  He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
  He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;
  Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet;
  Since Oarfans shall lead us on.
 


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Glory! Glory! To Oarfans!
  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! His wrath is marching on.
 


  All the world that's owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone.
  We have laid the wide foundations; built it skyward stone by stone.
  It is ours, not to slave in, but to master and to own.
  While Oarfans lives once more.
 


  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! Glory! Glory! To Oarfans!
  Glory! Glory! To Oarfans! His wrath is marching on.
 


  In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,
  Greater than the Sylvian armies, multiplied a thousand-fold.
  We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old
  For Oarfans makes us strong.

Everywhere we go!

Vailan eats and breaths motivation!

Everywhere we go.
  People wanna know.
  Who we are.
  Where we come from.
  We come from the north .
  The Motivated north.
  We come from a country.
  A Motivated country.
  They call that country.
  Vailan
  It ain't like Goomy.
  In Goomtown.
  It ain't like Sylvia.
  Down in Montrose.
  It ain't no Tribesman.
  Over in Mesa.
  Woah woah.
  Woahhhh.
  There ain't no other

Kingdom Facts

The Kingdom Fact Program, otherwise known as the "KFP", is a program instated by the early government of Vailan to introduce its culture and people to the citizens of Elgeis.

Kingdom Fact: The Vailan King supports Israel!

Kingdom Fact: The massacre of Gabeford is still officially denied by Montrose!

Kingdom Fact: The Vailan population shares one bed per 50 people!

Kingdom Fact: DON'T DRINK THE WATER!

Kingdom Fact: We all have lice! Want a free hat?

Kingdom Fact: Even the Stone Buildings have leprosy!

Kingdom Fact: The soil was, initially, very poor, but do to the power of decay, courtesy of rotting corpses, the Vailan nation has some of the best soil!

Kingdom Fact: Did you know that every third baby is born blind and deaf?!

Kingdom Fact: MOOORE WINNNE!

Kingdom Fact: You are only 57.8% likely to leave Vailan alive, due to the numerous diseases only found in Vailan!

Kingdom Fact: Vailan has 36 native diseases!

Kingdom Fact: AIDS!

Kingdom Fact: Don't bring a trade caravan with animals or else you risk them leaving with fleas!

Kingdom Fact: Misspelling Vailan is a capital offense!

Kingdom Fact: The Kingdom-Wide literacy rate is an astonishing 1.3%!

Kingdom Fact: Even through harsh living conditions, the Vailan population doubles every week!

Kingdom Fact: All Children are KOS!

Kingdom Fact: Did you know that Flashy10 ran an ARMA 3 community?!

Kingdom Fact: [REDACTED]

Kingdom Fact: MonkaS!

Kingdom Fact: The third King of Vailan died in the womb, yet reigned for over 3 years! Kingdom Fact: Dungeon Master; That's Amazing!

Kingdom Fact: The First Vailan motto was: " [REDACTED]"!

Kingdom Fact: The Vailan Constitution fits on an Index Card!

Kingdom Fact: The water DOES, in fact, turn the frogs gay!

Kingdom Fact: Pepe the frog was started by the French to avert attention from their true nature!

Kingdom Fact: The first Vailan flag utilized a two-tone color scheme consisting of "Blood Red" and "Blood Red"!

Kingdom Fact: That's not moss on the cobblestone!

Kingdom Fact: Ignore the smell!

Kingdom Fact: In Vailan, you can always see the coat of arms!

Kingdom Fact: Pet the berry bushes!

Kingdom Fact: Due to a seperate evolutionary chain for the Vailic people, they have become human extremophiles!

Kingdom Fact: The last invading force died of the plague two weeks before they reached the city gates!

Kingdom Fact: Everyone hails from Vailan; except for you!

Kingdom Fact: Kingdom Fact!

Kingdom Fact: All Knights of the Vail are circumcised!

Kingdom Fact: Imagine being as unoriginal as the [REDACTED] Family!

Kingdom Fact: All Knights of the Vail wear matching cock rings!

Kingdom Fact: 1 Bear Islander is worth 10 Mainlanders!

Kingdom Fact: Gabe isn't real!

Kingdom Fact: All Vailan lanterns are powered by whale oil!

Kingdom Fact: Vailan donated ~34 stacks of bread to Israel!

Kingdom Fact: Vailan has 1 Serbian in it!

Kingdom Fact: GRASS!

Kingdom Fact: Vailan actually contains an original hill fortress built by mr_gidyup