Frizlam
Frizlam, a portmanteau of Frizfamipad and Islam, previously a jab at Christianity, is a religion founded by MedimaNN, allegedly whilst playing poker. Frizfamipad is the ultimate deity in Frizlam, otherwise known as "His Frizziness". Hood King MedimaNN is the main prophet, invoking the words of His Frizziness through the medium of discord messages and prayer. Primarily a set of commandments that all Frizzites must follow, the meaning of said commandments are up to the discretion of each Frizzite (unless overruled by Hood King MedimaNN or His Frizziness Himself). This two part list is ever expanding with new input from His Frizziness and the Hood King.
The Qaripad (Holy text)
The Basics of Frizlam
- Dont ever buy no weed from the gas station bro
- Bang bang
- Nar nar is life
- Fuck bitches, get money
- Fuck the homeless, they have no bitches
- We like gold
- Don't step in my hood unless you with the gang
- Cheef Keef
- Fuck J.B. Pritzker
- Christianity, but no virgin type shit
- It was just business, nothin' personal
- Its a fast car, thats why I bought it
- Giridano's is life
- You cannot change a hood rat
- No snitchin'
- Zoo Wee Mama
Frizlam Extended
- Drugs
- Shmoke that purp
- Claim your set proudly
- RIP Blood Money