Christianity

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"FRIZ IS MAKING FUCKING CHRISTIANITY IN LGSMC. I cannot believe this. He is-- unironically-- founding LGSMC christianity." - FlyingGMM

Christianity is a religion founded by renouned Vanskovichan scholar Frizfamipad. Distraught over the cultlike nature and militancy of the Vailandic religion, Oarfanism, Frizfamipad founded Christianity as a bulwark of goodness and Christian ideals against it.

When Frizfamipad left Vanskovich for a time, settling in various places including Rhett Island, it is presumable that his short-lived state's religion was Christianity.

In the face of the Kingdom of Vailan's ultimatum declaring war against all who held religious beliefs which were not Oarfanism (or sects of Oarfanism), Frizfamipad reformed Christianity into a sect of Oarfanism, stating: "Due to Vailan being fucking dick suckers I have to change my religion out of fear and it’s bullshit but fuck it." The exact theology marrying the Abrahamic religion of Christ's sacrifice, love everlasting, and promise of life eternal to the cult surrounding the LGSMC player Oarfans is yet to be unveiled.