Abstacious

"Y'know, for someone who seemed so disinterested on the MUN trip, Abstacious has really blossomed into a model Montrosian citizen" - FlyingGMM, 27-05-2019

Abstacious
Abstacious in his quarry.
Aliases	Abstaciou, Abs, Ab, Derek
Affiliation	Sylvian Union / Montrose
Biographical information
Marital status	Married
Physical description
Species	Human
Gender	Male

Abstacious is a Montrosian politician and soldier.  He is most notable for holding the position of Header of Montrose for less than 1 week, being the 2nd longest standing delegate in the Sylvian Parliament, and being one of the four "Besties" of Toe Gang.

Unification Period

Abstacious joined the server on April 12, 2019 from an invite from his friend argetlam04. He became a Montrosian citizen and settled in a large underwater glass dome he dubbed "Andervale". Abstacious took a liking to mining, spending days on end in his 2000-block-long branch branch mine and collecting absurd numbers of minerals (this did not stop him, however, from stealing the materials of argetlam04 and FlyingGMM extensively).

Abstacious began his career as a Sylvian by tearing down the headquarters of the recently-dissolved Dinoking93 Excavation Incorporated, something which both established and earned him the "Union of the Hero" medal just 9 days after he joined.

Having done this, he signed himself up for many positions within Montrose/Sylvia, such as Trankmeister and Delegate (positions which he still holds to this day). He also let Toe Gang out of the floor of FlyingGMM on May 9, earning him the title of "Bestie" within Toe Gang.

Post-Unification Period

Abstacious began the period after the dissolution of Goomnest (which has not yet been named) by exploring the land opened up as a result of the world border expanding on May 17, which earned him the "Hero of the Union" medal a second time (Abstacious is the only person to have ever done so). However, he broke the agreement between Goomlandia and Sylvia by exploring the eastern part of the map, something he was punished severely for.

Abstacious redeemed his dissent, however, by being the first person to locate the Mushroom Island at the bottom-left corner of the mapa day later. He was placed in charge of a colony there, a position later reformed into his role as the "Minister of the West Sea" for Montrose on July 7.

The military career of Abstacious was just getting started, though. He fought in the easily-won Unncesary War under Marshal FlyingGMM on May 27 and joined in the Bagelonian Occupation of Goomlandia on June 24.

He attended multiple weddings, Toe Gang's as ongstoes' best man and his own to argetlam04 on June 2.

FreeTheEnd and Header of Montrose

Abstacious was online when BadhorsieJake entered the End against the will of Vailan on July 16, and was present when BadhorsieJake was escorted away by the leaders of Vailan and Stradova. Both him and FlyingGMM were not allowed to be present during BadhorsieJake's trial, but they both pillared up using scaffolding anyway and could see the trial occurring from afar.

On July 17, Abstacious attempted to excuse FlyingGMM of giving BadhorsieJake, a known fugitive at the time, some flint and steel, but could not stop FlyingGMM from bestowing upon him the title of Header of Montrose. Abstacious fought and died twice in the Al A'deaq Crusade, and was responsible for fixing all the damage done by Flashy10.

Abstacious then carried out his duties as Header for 1 week before happily returning the title back to FlyingGMM.

Impact

Abstacious has gotten 4 people onto the server, all of whom have since went inactive. He has been praised by foreign leaders such as vetous and Vin3gar as the "Best Header of Montrose", and maintains positive relations even with those Sylvia considered enemies, such as goomyman77. Abstacious owns the largest mining enterprise in the world (the only mining enterprise in the world), Andervale's Amazing Andesite. He seeks to add more locations to his business in the future.