Aquascissors: Difference between revisions

<blockquote>"Rest easy aqua... on the big eyesore-bridge in the sky." - GoatWhisperer after banning aquascissors </blockquote>{{Infobox_character|name = aquascissors|aliases = aqua|affiliation = Montrose, HUM|deathDate = 12/22/18|gender = Male}}Aquascissors ([[Banned players|banned]]) was a citizen of [[Montrose]] (originally) and later, [[HUM]], who was essentially only interested in building massive, egregious, floating cobblestone roads connecting all nations of the map together-- with or without their consent.

 

 

 

Having drawn condemnation from FlyingGMM for his troubles, aquascissors defected to [[HUM]] that same day. HUM's Chairman, [[GoatWhisperer]], welcomed aquascissors-- he was not only unaware of aquascissors' independent drive, but also of the shoddy nature of his infrastructure projects-- and hoped aquascissors would be a great help in developing the harsh mountainous terrain of HUM. To aquascissors' credit, some of the roads he laid continue to be used by HUM proper to this day, but these are far outnumbered by the number of projects which were described by the Chairman as "disgusting... downright atrocious." Floating roads of planks were constructed from the top of aquascissors' house to a decorative firework orb which was deliberately placed in such a way as to make it inaccessible. Canals with no gates were dug, through mountains, under HUM's walls, allowing any invaders to easily sail directly into the heartland. Worse, yet, a tunnel went under the wall and emerged on an unclaimed island, which began the base of operations for aquascissors' international ambitions.